[IntroStrings]
"Here we go!"
"Hey, good luck."
"This is it!"
"What's up guys?"
"Awwwwwwwwww yeah!"
"Are you all ready for this?"
"Watch and learn!"

[FragStrings]
"Oh yeah!"
"Score!"
"Oh man!"
"Sweet!"
"Tight!"
"Damn straight!"
"Rocked!"

[KilledStrings]
"I'm impressed."
"Nice shot."
"Hah, lucky shot!"
"Hah, no way you deserved that one!"
"Somebody's been training!"
"Awesome shot, squirt"
"Oh BITCH!"

[RareRoamingStrings]
"So one time I got so drunk I tried to fuck a pinata..."
"A lot of people say I look like a porn star."

[RoamingStrings]
"Is Crash still stalking me?"
"If you see Crash, tell her I have a girlfriend or something."
"So who wants to hit the bars after this?"
"Have I told you any of my drinking stories?"
"I'm on a strict diet of vodka and Red Bull"
"Man, I get so horny after I get a few beers in me"
"I'm even better when I'm drunk"
"So what do you think of Chubbs's man-boobies?"

[EnragedStrings]
"Oh that's it... now you die!"
"Okay, now I'm pissed..."
"Time to die, bitch!"
"No... I will NOT lose!"
"It's on now!"
"You'll be a grease spot when I'm through with you!"
"Get back here, dweeb!"

[DemoralizedStrings]
"I can't believe this!"
"What the... ?!"
"This can't be happening!"
"Fuck a duck!"
"Wow, I need a drink..."

[WinStrings]
"That's how we do it!"
"Oh yeah, who's the man?"
"Score one for party boy!"
"Let's go to my place, I've got drinks for the winner"
"Damn I'm good!"

[LoseStrings]
"Hey, it could be worse!"
"Oh well, nothing a few drinks won't cure!"
"Yeah, okay. Whatever."
